Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
