how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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