So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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