wake up i wanna do it froggy style
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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