I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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