How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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