3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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