that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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