Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Boobs speak an international language.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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