Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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