I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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