I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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