would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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