just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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