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I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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