Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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