Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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