You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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