Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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