wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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