just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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