He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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