I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I have aggressive nipples.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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