your room smells of hookers.
And success
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
my poor anus
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
is it fun? or sober?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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