There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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