oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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