Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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