This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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