my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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