Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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