I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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