You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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