Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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