Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
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Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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