watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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