i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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