what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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