all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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