Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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