You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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