im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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