So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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