you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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