she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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