My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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