i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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