the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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