Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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