Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I wish there were birth control emojis
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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