we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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