I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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