I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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