have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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