Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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