im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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