The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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