Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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