He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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