Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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